January 2012
*log into facebook*
everyone: omq 2012 b gud 2 meh plz plz plz
*log out*
gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
My response-
Anyone ever: I'm gay
Me: awesome.
In 2011...
iconiacbabes:
mliavpm:
sunnydaletogallifrey:
I discovered tumblr
I met some of the most amazing and interesting people to ever exist
I learned that I’m not alone
I laughed, I cried, I flailed, I fangirled
I finally found a place where I belonged
THIS
December 2011
"Ew, you like him? He's ugly though."
Glad you think that.
Less competition.
If America has Ke$ha, does Europe have K€sha?
damnthatswhatshesaid:
Follow Damn! That’s What She Said! for more!
Getting messages on Tumblr
greenapplesandchocolates:
Tumblr famous’ messages :
Tumblr famous’ reaction :
Mine :
My reaction :
Some parents are too soft. If I EVER called my mom...
Need a laugh? Click here!
Reblog if your Tumblr picture is actually you.
the-ordinary-virgin:
If you suck, then please move along.
Am I the only one who closes the silverware drawer... →
DO THIS. TRUST ME.
1dlovescats:
cheeseburger-jellybaby:
metel-filios:
louehhlover:
cheeseburger-jellybaby:
Steps:
1) Play this in one tab: (x)
2) Play this in a second tab:(x)
3) Melt.
Omfg, what are my ears hearing?!
It’s too beautiful!!
I’M FEELING THE MOMENT.CANNOT CONTAIN THESE EMOTIONS.OMG
Who did this!? I NEED TO LOVE YOU!!
reblogging myself again because it’s just damn wonderful....
37198) Why did I start this? Why did I ruin...
see-you-forever:
koaorquia:
Peacock - Katy Perry
Chatroulette Version
Must Watch. Hilarious!
Why does this guy’s dancing remind me of Jordan R?
The second to the last guy. Tell me not?!
forever reblog
I need to start working out..
Expectation: “Oh yeah! Boys, here I come!”
Reality: “Oh look. FOOD!”
Reblog if a band has made you a happier person.
Before 2011 is over, I want someone to go to my...